UK-MIDIS 2010

Classic VideoGame Melodies

What is this?

The "random stories" page is exactly what its name suggests... it is a page where I will put completely random stories... usually that don't make any sense. And I mean really "What the.... *brain explodes*" kind of thing.

The cat and the mouse.

Once upon a time, a cat had a mouse.
But the mouse ate the cat,
and the cucumber realised,
that it was an extension cord.

The Nintendo Realm's 3 word story (2009)

One time I encountered the strangest thing I'd seen and it was almost as German as Mike, when suddenly it hurled into a ball and unbuttoned my shirt so it could stab my chest and it lunged forth, but ninjas came out and kicked its side. That thing grabbed a nearby bicycle, throwing it away at the sound of a light that was audible, strangely enough. This contraption is available online for all people who want to get high on lightbulbs (halogens cost extra) and it was destroyed. I then wanted to get a present for Barack Obama, however, when I arrived Hillary Clinton was at the counter. Suddenly, cats and their evil minions appeared from a political loophole and Hillary died. I went to investigate the death, but the tiger executive suddenly grew wings that it was using to prevent us from getting back on-topic and then pigs made their bacon poisonous that they were using to get them back on-topic. Carrots cabbage and spinach came out of the ground so they could feel the pain of the Earth. Mana wanted Mike to start this over, but the empire strikes back. Ninjas were not attacking the hidden agenda of the way to Jupiter. I wanted to get all of the anti-venom for the biggest scheme against the squirrels for the mont . Ernő Rubik was unable to hold his awesome cubes,